Crime Dog

Combination of too much coffee and too few pivot tables that needed to be run:

Here are just a few of the responses:

A bunch of these that seemed earnest enough...

1)
Hi.I live in Brooklyn.I could takehim asap.I would just need a picture or something so I could tell about how big he is. There aren't any childfren here and wewould get alot of love. ThanksJJT

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There were also quite a few that seemed to get it was a joke - but were still interested.

2)
Is he trained?
Btw..I love your sense of humor lol.. I'm sitting at work laughing still..
I'm in SI/NJ and I have a golden mix..does max get along well with other doggies?

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There were A LOT of these, that almost made me feel bad for a second.

3)
Hello,I am very sorry you feel you have to give up your dog. Have you worked with a trainer? How old is your son? Often, these things can be resolved with a bit of work and time.If you have already done everything you can, please do not give him away for free. Ask for an adoption fee that is large enough to discourage people who take free animals to sell to research labs or as bait for dog fighters. I would ask at least$50 and $100 would be better - you can always donate the money to a shelter or rescue if you don't feel right about taking money for him. Doing a home visit is also a good idea so you know he isn't going to end up in a chain in someone'sback yard.Speaking of rescues, have you tried contacting a rescue who might be willing to take him? A rescue will neuter him if he is not already neutered and make surehe goes to an appropriate home. I am sorry you are going through this and wish you and Max well.Faith

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This was the only pure counseling e-mail recevied.

4)
Maybe you can work on Trever and Max gettign along? and get the wife to help with that too? just my two cents. Cathy

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Not sure why this guy thought my son was trying to bite the dog...zing! Also, didn't really appreciate how he demanded to see my fake dog.

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5)
How old is your son? Has he tried to bite him? Let me see the dog .--John
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Oh well now I HAVE to give him to you....

6)
Hi is he good with kids Id like to have him he sounds Just right! I HAVE A DISABLED SON THAT WOULD LOVE HIM....
April In upper Manhattan 212 926 .....